Welcome, welcome. Come one, come all to the horrific world of movie reviewing known as DFG's Movie Pit -- only because I was very strapped for a title at the time. Anyway, you should know that when I write, I say what I mean, and mean what I say, for lack of a better cliche. So, with that being said, I'll let you all know now that I'm not terribly concerned with piddly-crap (this is FortuneCity, no verbose language) aspects of movies such as cinematographic background material, or how an actor's previous roles stack up to a current one. In fact, I don't really give a damn about ANYTHING that any of those so-called "professional" movie critics base their evaluations of a movie upon. Basically, if a movie I see is entertaining to me, I'll say so. For the most part, I'll watch any movie that actually has a decent plot and looks good, anything from comedy to horror, action to sci-fi, and even the occasional blue movie, if you catch my drift. Now that you know all that, quit reading this garbage and check out the reviews.
