The Loss of Sexual Innocence

Starring: Julian Sands and Saffron Burrows. 101 min., R.

It's been about three hours since I've seen this film and I still don't really know what to say about it. It wasn't confusing, perpelxing or even interesting for that matter, but I can't seem to put into words what I want to say about this film. The title, first of all is one of the worst of all time, ranking right up there with Prehistoric Women from Armaggedon Planet. Who the hell would call their film that? It makes it sound like one of those films you watch in heath class, only difference being those can sometimes be interesting.

The plot follows two different and yet similar stories. First, the story of a black and white Adam and Eve. The secong following a British film producer (Sands) on a family vacation and also scouting out a location for his next film. However, when searching the desert he decides to play "Adam and Eve" with a fellow worker (Burrows).

For those of you who "get off" on seeing frontal nudity and urination, this is the film for you. But, if you are one of those average, mentally healthy, sane folk who who rather get teeth pulled than watch another human being urinate, try to avoid the one thestre this film will be playing in in your city.

Normally, I would have tried to have write more, but I just found this film so uninteresting that I didn't think it was really worth wasting my endless talent on a piece of crap. Rating: D-

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