All About Me

Okay, so it's obvious you care to know who I am (just like everyone else in the world). So here is some information.

In the beginning God created movies and then he created Charlie and then he created a whole bunch of other stuff that no one really cares about (except maybe underwear). Anyways, here we are today in 1999 and one day while "surfing the net" Charlie discovered that he really didn't like many opinions that people had about movies, so he decided to created his own web page to get his views all over the world. However, there was a slight problem, he had no clue how to create a web page. So he created a really crappy page, showed his friends and they all laughed, then Charlie was sad. But never fear, Charlie didn't get discouraged, he conned a few of his friends into creating the masterful page you see before you, and for the first time in his life, Charlie felt humbled, but then he remembered all the awards he has won throughout his life and then his head grew back to its normail 16 3/4" diameter (just slightly smaller than another of his body parts).

Charlie doesn't want to become a film critic when he leaves high school, he wants to...no make that he will be the greatest actor/writer/director the world has ever seen. He has the talent and he has the looks to become the greatest star Hollywood has ever seen. What more could he ask for? Money! and lots of it. Although the applause of every citizen of the world is nice, Charlie wants money, and he is most certainly worth 20 million dollars a movie.

You may not like Charlie's attitude towards life and himself but there is no denying his talent as a critic or as an actor and screenwriter. However, don't go around thinking that Charlie isn't grateful for everying he has. He will always remember the little people on his rise to the top and his eventual pinacle, winning three Oscars in one night.

So that's all you need to know about me. However, if you would like to know anything else, e-mail me at [email protected]

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